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I have magical powers. No really. Who are those men in white jackets? Why are they taking me away? Oooh, shinee buckles... O.O
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"Sunshiiiiiiiine, on my nutsaaaaaaack, makes me happy..."
-Franziska von Karma; Phoenix Wrong
I don't care about WHO likes my art, but WHY they like it. Please, comment before faving.
tonks; wow, sirius had something better than that.
me; um, it'll make remus like you?
tonks; are you sure?
me; your asking me if showing a guy your boobs will make him at least less shy to you? he already wants to bone you anyway.
tonks; how do you know that?
me; 7th book retard.
tonks; i haven't read it.
me;... are you serious?
tonks; yeah. could you tell me at least the part that you have proof he wants to, um...
me; fuck you senseless?
tonks; essentialy.
me;*whispers to tonks the fact that proves that lupin wants to bone her*.
tonks; are you serious!?
me;*warning, bad joke* no, he fell into the veil.
tonks; that was a bad joke.
me;well, will you do it?
tonks; remus isn't here.
remus; tonks? did you say my name?
tonks;*blush* um, remus?
remus; tonks, i keep telling you that i'm too old and-
me; *whispering to tonks* lay one one him! it'll shut him up, and you might get lucky!
tonks;*face now resembles a tomato* um, remus? it's not about that.
me/remus; huh?
tonks; i'm talking about a one night fling for now. and, well we can see if you want to continue it.
me;*warning, very bad joke* well, remus, things are certainly looking 'up'!
remus; kid, tonks and i need to get a room. mind sending the comment?
tonks; yeah, kid! we can't do anything with you still here!
me; fine. uh, take harrys room, no one goes in there, but, if you want to get caught, then try gred and forges room, they're due back in 20 minutes. remus, every straight guy wants to be you right now, and tonks, watch out for the remus/snape, and remus/sirius fangirls and fanboys. now, remus, if that comment affected your '
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[link] easy money.
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